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Discussione: Welcome to Skiforum english speaking subforum - guidelines

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    Well Done !

    Maybe we can build up some clone and start to ask for Selarondo, Polenta, Grapa a Mirtilo, and Bomardini

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    Citazione Originariamente scritto da stevemaniac Vedi messaggio
    american and english girls:
    This web site is very dangerous.....:bsex
    ...i know my cicken!
    we are here!!!!

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    This is the geographical distribution of visitors.


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    I want also a french, german, arabian, russian and chinese version...

    A guess: in a few weeks this subforum will become an english delirious corner of garmont!!!

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    Guys ... ... let's try not to show our foreign buddies our best quality ... how to drift a serious topic in less than 10 mins ...

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    Citazione Originariamente scritto da Skywalker67 Vedi messaggio
    Guys ... ... let's try not to show our foreign buddies our best quality ... how to drift a serious topic in less than 10 mins ...
    Well said Sky,

    you have stolen these words out of my mouth...

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    OMG, let's not put "fucking" in, every second word, it's very bad form, ya know?
    Then, as said, why not have a Section Francaise, nous les francophones sommes aussi nombreux et eine Deutsche teile auch, so unsere Suedtiroler bruder kann auch schreiben und skiforum.it enstpsamnnen ?

    Tee hee

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    Citazione Originariamente scritto da Nemo Vedi messaggio
    OMG, let's not put "fucking" in, every second word, it's very bad form, ya know?
    Then, as said, why not have a Section Francaise, nous les francophones sommes aussi nombreux et eine Deutsche teile auch, so unsere Suedtiroler bruder kann auch schreiben und skiforum.it enstpsamnnen ?

    Tee hee

    ..well why not also this section :Българска Асоциация по Ски Свободен и Екстремен Стил (БАССЕС)? there are freeriders (and not only) too. By the way check the web page : http://www.befsa.com/forum/ it's verry similar.

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    sorry but here in italy the cirillic language is unknowed.....so if you want to be understood, you must write your posts in english.......
    this section is a pretty good bullshit, some international idiot once up on a time on this....
    for the visitors of italy the best resort to begin is BRUNCU SPINA in FONNI (NUORO SARDINIA) sea and snow like ALASKA

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    Is there in all world's forums a better place to re-write an old story abuout Italian Nutella in "maccheronic english"?
    NO . This is the best forum fort this and others "cagades" ; sometimes we also speak about ski ... and , obviously, this is the best forum also for skiers and snowboarders.



    "Once upon a time, many, many, many, ma ‘na cifra of many years ago, at the beginning of the initiation of the mond, there was the caos.

    One day, God (God is the nome d’art of Dio), God, who was disoccupated, had a folgorant idea and so God created the Nutell. And God saw that the Nutell was good, very good, very very good, good ‘na cifra.

    The mangiation of God was long, He manged one million of barattols of Nutell sfrutting the fact that God has not a Mamm that strills if you sbaff too much Nutell…

    And after this mangiation, God invented the Water Closed Run,the cors in the cabinet,and some Nutell’s derivates like the red bubbons, the panz, the cellulit, and ceter and ceter.

    After di which (dopodiché ) he invented Adamo ed Eva and all the paradise and he diss to Adamo and Eva:

    Now you have all the Paradise,

    you can do everything, very tutt: you have the permission to eat, to drink, to kiss, to scop, nothing lavor, nothing affit, nothing concors of impiegats, nothing cod alla post, nothing IRPEF, ILOR.

    Only very ozious life: television, telenovels, football, moviols, process of Monday,appell of Tuesday, cassazion of Wednesday, and ceter and ceter. You have gratis restaurants, cinemas, theaters, all the Paradise is yours: air-conditioned, autonom riscaldament, moquette,parquett, tresset, bidet, omelette, eccet eccet…

    There’s just one thing, remember: in tutt the Paradise just one thing absolutely prohibited.

    Come, come to me in the giardin dissed God: this is “the Nocciol , the alber of the Nutell. Only this alber of the Nutell is prohibited, because I like the Nutell very much, very very much, much ‘na cifra and I want all the Nutell, tutt the Nutell for me.”

    During the first temps, Adamo and Eva stetter very happy.

    Adamo said: “What a cool!” (”Cool” is not in Italian “freddo”, no, What a cool means “Che kul”). “All the Paradise is nostr!”

    And everyday, ognigiorn, they discovered something new.A lot of scoperts, many scoperts,many many scoperts, ‘na cifra di scoperts. One day the scopert of the hot water, one day the scopert of the spaghettis, one day the cigarettes, and ceter and ceter.

    But one day, a trist day, a very very trist day, trist ‘na cifra, Adamo and Eva fecer the scopert of the first colation.

    And after the scopert of the cappuccin, the scopert of the aranch succ, the scopert of the cornetts, they understood that something was mancant.
    “Eva!” said Adamo Don’t you think that qualcos is mancant here, proprio here, sopr this fett of pan?
    “Second me” Eva risposed “‘ncopp the fett you have to metter burr and marmelade.”
    “No, no Eva, you know that the marmelade schif myself.
    I want sopr this fett something very particular, very very particular, particular ‘na cifra.
    “What do you think about the Nutell?”
    “No, Adamo you are scording that the Signor said that’s vietat!”
    “Yes, I remember, but only a little assaggiation, don’t succed nothing!”
    And Adamo sces in the cortil where the alber of the Nutell was and he pres a small barattol and spalmed the brown cream on the fett and assagged the Nutell. Adamo and Eva don’t ebber the time to exprimer the godiment that the tuons and fulmins apparved in the ciel and one voice said:

    “Potevamo stupirv you with special effects, but I’m God, not Fantagod! Adamo, Eva, come here! I’m very incazz with you, very very incazz, incazz ‘na cifra! How did you permit to touch the Nutell?
    “Didn’t you remember that it was prohibited?”
    “Cazz!” esclamed Adamo “It was prohibited!”
    Oh, sorry, God, I’m very very sorry, sorry ‘na cifra, God, I really really was completely scordat…”
    “Don’t do that fint tont, Adamo, I’m God, I can see everything, very tutt, and I know that you and the woman have deliberatament assaggiated the Nutell. So you have a big punhition, a very castig for your peccat. But siccom I’m sconfinatly good, you can choose, you have two scelts:
    “Scelt number 1: nothing Nutell for ever and ever in the secols of the secols, amen!”
    “Nooo!” Eva was piagnucoling “It’s a thing very tragic, very very tragic, tragic ‘na cifra!”
    “Aspett!” said God “Don’t be frettolous woman…
    “Scelt number 2: you can take the Nutell, no problem, let’s prend, prend, but for you is the cacciation out of the Paradise.
    You will have to lavorar with the sudor of your front, you will zapp the terr, you’ll have mal of schien and, like this don’t bastass, everytime you will mang Nutell, the malediction of the brufols, of the mal of panch, of the cacarel will be cadent on you.”

    “Ah !” esclaimed Adamo “Thank you God, thank you, we don’t interess the cacciation dal Paradise, the important is to have the Nutell!
    “Goodbye! Ciao, ciao!” And so Adamo and Eva were cacciated and this original peccat and this malediction cadded on lor and on lor discendents, and on the discendents of the discendents.

    Infact, tutt’ogg, you can veder in the pubblicity all the ragazz that per aver one fett of pan and Nutell they scalan the mountains they stay in a tend al fredd and al gel and ceter and ceter.
    But the final pensier of tutti noi is “It’s meglio faticar and soffrir with the Nutell piuttost che the Terrestr Paradise senz the Nutell.

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    Citazione Originariamente scritto da POLVO POLVO Vedi messaggio
    sorry but here in italy the cirillic language is unknowed.....so if you want to be understood, you must write your posts in english.......
    this section is a pretty good bullshit, some international idiot once up on a time on this....
    for the visitors of italy the best resort to begin is BRUNCU SPINA in FONNI (NUORO SARDINIA) sea and snow like ALASKA
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    ... e la madonna, I was just kidding man.... scherzing no?

    P.S. by the way what "unknowed" stands for ,mate?
    Ultima modifica di BalkanSubject; 09-10-2009 alle 07:07 PM. Motivo: clearance!

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    Your idea is pretty good but how can it be an international forum if the site is called skiforum.it?? Anyway, it could be an occasion to improve English, also if I think that the huge majority of the visitors is italian...

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    Citazione Originariamente scritto da BalkanSubject Vedi messaggio
    P.S. by the way what "unknowed" stands for ,mate?
    my take is "maccheroni" english ...

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